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    Jesus

    [color=blue:9499ab0b08]There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel.
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into his Father's business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

    But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with every meal.
    3. He used olive oil.

    But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian.
    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But, then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But, the most compelling evidence of all 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.[/color:9499ab0b08]


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    Tutto giustissimo

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    E sicuramente non era quella specie di pallavolista ariano di molte raffigurazioni :disappunto:
    Per quel che si sa era scuro, piccolo e con un difetto fisico non chiarito (forse zoppicava).
    Eppure,a parte un film di Pasolini,è stato sempre presentato come uno svedese

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    Parole "sante" Parsifal!

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    Then there is 1 equally good argument that Jesus wasn't a Korean:

    He was honest!

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    Mirko is TOTALLY right!

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    [color=darkblue:a53b85e871]Ihihih questa me l'ero persa!!![/color:a53b85e871]
    *** Homo sum: humani nihil a me alienum puto ***

    oPS-StaNZa Di uRBiNo iL Mio FoRuM



    Anche Ember nella setta dell'ASD *asdatrice musicista*
    [thanks to Angelus, fondatore della setta]

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